WARNING: SATIRE ALERT. DO NOT ACTUALLY DO THESE THINGS. SEE DISCLAIMER BELOW.
DISCLAIMER: It has come to my attention that some people believe that certain satirical articles on this site are serious and that I am actually advising people to engage in certain tactics. I am absolutely, positively, NOT trying to help people get away with phony claims. If there is any doubt about this please read the rest of this site. These articles are what is called "satire" and use humor and absurdity to make a point. The point here is to warn people about the dirty tricks some people use against the other party in a case and to watch out if the other party tries them on you. The point of these articles is not to teach people how to use dirty tricks (although the word "tutorial" does mean teach, that too is satire). I am illustrating how easy it is to create a case out of thin air and how eager the system is to believe it. To repeat: Don't do these things. And don't let anyone do these things to you. Thank you.